User:Flying Lizard of Doom

The flying lizard of doom is a mythical creature surrounded in mystery, enchantment, and old issues of Playreptile(tm) Magazine. He heralds from the southwest wall of Building F, West Shores Junior High School in Anytown, U.S.A. A cycluran with a postdoctorate degree in Advanced Understimulation With Emphesis on Regenerative Diurnal Relaxation, Flod (or Floyd, as he refers to himself) spends his free time resting (and reading old Playreptile(tm)s.

Contrary to popular belief (or at least what he deludes to be popular belief), Flod has never purchased any form of insurance, except possibly Avian Avoidance Assurance from his local AAA dealer.