User:Flumpa/Template:YouSuck

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?

You dumbfucking father-sucking sonuvabitch dipshitting jackass! What the fucking hell-of-a-fuck do you think you're goddamn well doing here?! Listen to me, asswipe! I'm gonna give you three seconds-- exactly three fucking seconds-- to wipe that fucking grin off your face before I gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck the fucking hell out of you! Do you fucking well understand me, you dick-smoking, cock-smooching, Hitler-raping, grue-shit-eating, Russian-bollocks fuck face?!

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME THREE-MOTHERFUCKING-HUNDRED, FATASS!!

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