User:Flumpa/TalkPageRules
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Rules For Editing My Talk Page
Do I have your attention? Good. Now that you're listening, I have a few rules here for you to remember when you edit my talk page.
- Don't be an ass. That includes, but is not limited to: Leaving insulting messages, bitching at me for a Pee Review, your article(s), my article(s), your image(s), my image(s), or anything of the like, and bragging about how much better your creations are than mine.
- NEW MESSAGES AT THE BOTTOM!! I cannot stress this enough; LEAVE NEW MESSAGES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. I don't want to have to go shifting through the page history to find where you left a new message or comment.
- Keep conversations on the original page. If I leave you a message on your talk page, reply to it there. DO NOT REPLY TO IT HERE. Likewise, if you leave me a new message on my talk page, I will reply to it here.
- Give me pie. This isn't a joke. I'm completely serious. I want you to give me pie. Preferably apple pie, though I'll take a good blueberry pie anyday. But seriously. Give me pie.
- Don't be an ass. ...What? I already said that? Oh well. Still. Don't be an ass.