User:Floof404/Mr Tumble’s New TV

(Today, Mr Tumble, Drew Pickles and Billy Mays were having eggs and soldiers for breakfast. They were talking about Billy Mays fantastic new product, the Burger Meister.)

Billy Mays: I worked so hard on that burger mould, it’s basically a cookie cutter.

Drew Pickles: Is it small enough to become my weenie ring? Saus saus saus aha aha!

Mr. Tumble: I don’t think so, but maybe, we’ll use those burger meisters as dog frisbees. You sign “dog”!

(Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Postman Pat arrives at the door, placing a package on the doorstep.) Special delivery! he says.

Billy Mays (gets up and walks outside) Oh boy! Must be my fantastic new product! I’ll get it!

Drew Pickles: What do you mean fantastic? Someone from the Night Garden stole my Minecraft diamond dildis sword last night! A burger meister, essentially a circular plastic cookie cutter, counts as a fine product in your eyes?

(Billy Mays comes back in, with the heavy package) Oh! Man, this thing is heavy! I’m basically made of fat and little muscle, so...

Mr. Tumble: Me too, I’m the corpulent clown! Hee hee! (honks nose)

Billy Mays: Um, Drew Pickles, can you get the knife and cut open this package for me? Cos I can’t do it.

(Drew Pickles nods, and he gets a butter knife, cutting the packages paper tape open. He opens the package and is ass-tonished - astonished) Oh wow! This is a fantastic television set, made by self-contained minimum wage special ed teens in Bakersfield! What wonderful human rights violations they exercise on the daily!

Mr. Tumble: Oh, can you sign “television”? I’m looking foward to watching my new minishow, Mr. Tumble’s Special Games on it!

Billy Mays: Hold on, corpulent clown, cause we must read what channels are available on this thing. Um, so there’s some weird channels we haven’t watched on this thing... Balamory News22, Ponkickies, Go Go Girl, Chuggaconroy, Super Binyot Land, you name it.

- (later, Drew Pickles, Billy Mays, and Mr Tumble have set up the television and it’s remote control. They tested out the remote, and now they’re flipping through channels to see which one frightens them the most).

Mr Tumble (turns on Go Go Girl, aka Ugo Ugo Ruga): Hee hee! Look at these cute little girls! They’re talking to some rainbow head pierre artist! You sign, “artist”!

Billy Mays: You want to diddle them, don’t you? Since you’re a confirmed nonce who touched little Japanese and Russian boys in Hokkaido.

Drew Pickles: Soi soi soi nonce alert! soi soi soi!

Billy Mays: Give me the mote! (snatches remote from Mr Tumble, and turns on Ponkickies) Oh wow, they’re singing this gay song about shinkansen trains. Those phallic trains are giving me a hard on!

(later, Drew Pickles turns on Balamory News22) My god, this guy in Balamory Square rubbed nutella on himself, then stuck himself to a light pole.