User:Floof404/Justin’s Jokes Ep 1

(title card for Justin’s Jokes briefly appears, then it’s letters fall down)

(Justin Fletcher appears as he arises, then he talks): Hi my little slaves! Are you ready to hear some of my unfunny jokes? OKAY! (honks his clown nose 2 times)

(unknown kid’s voice asks Justin “What the fuck are you doing?”)

Justin: So, what kind of animal gets up in the morning first? Is it a zebra? No! Billy Mays nose? No! it’s... JUSTIN’S COCK! (justin’s censored weenie shows up) HEE-HEE!

Justin: What’s red, white and rolling down a hill? That’s Justin all covered in cranberries and snot! HEE HEE! And now, do you know what Justin’s favorite food is? It’s... FRANKFURTHERS!

(unknown kid in the background talks again) STFU, Justin! Nobody likes your cheesy jokes, so STFU!

Justin: STFU you little wanker boy! Or I’ll make Boris - Caillou’s Dad - fire up a cannon, and blast a bowling ball into your rectum!

(kid screams and runs away)

Justin: Now, what type of milk is the most organic? MY CUM! HEE HEE!

(another unknown kid) Mr. Tumble’s a freakin’ Deviantart nonce.