User:Flipsymad2/Rotten kid theorem

The rotten kid theorem, or, as you may well know it as, the rotton child theorem, has been floating aruond the half empty minds of half empty half scientists in not quite half empty houses for many years yet it is still the least known piece of nonsence in the modern and half anchient world. It has been said that Alfred Einstien himself discovered the theory but many half experts in the field conclude that he stole the idea off the lesser known, indiana newtons forth theory of antievolution that nearly half of quarter of the population of earth cares about. The rotten kid theorem consists of the chemical half theory $W=Mcdonalds$ This may be considered confuzzling but when you think that most rotton kids reside in Mcdonalds and the chaos they cause is off the scale and W stands for a unmentionable word it all makes sense, Mcdonalds, a last resort for the over worked!