User:Fleetingjoy

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God, some hooker, and Fleetingjoy.
The evil Oprah!

Hi, when I see you, I'm fleeting with joy. Just like right now, huh? Well, God needs to give me the money he owes me. And my Personal Jesus is only a bobblehead. I WANTED A REAL JESUS! Is that all you can do for me, God? Well, we are not best friends anymore!! (Everybody:GASP!!)

“OOOOOOOOO!”

. Just kidding, God. Don't kill me.

My life[edit | edit source]

My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours. Another thing is, I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! I ALSO LIKE FLEETTING WITH JOY! IS THAT OK?! I GUESS NOT.

Ay! Bee! Cee![edit | edit source]

Ay! Ay! BEE! BEE! CEE! CEE!