User:Fazookus

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One hell of a nice guy.[edit | edit source]

While not always necessarily finishing last, Fazookus really is a nice guy. A graduate of the prestigious Ramapo College of New Jersey, he was accepted at the equally prestegious Heritage Foundation as their first "Devil's Advocate", only to be fired when it was discovered that instead of being a Liberal, he was in fact "...just a fucking wise-guy".


Hobbies[edit | edit source]

Fazookus spends most of his time in the pursuit, and dissemination, of Wisdom.


Evidence for the Prosecution[edit | edit source]

Various crimes against Humanity


Quotations[edit | edit source]

"I am too funny!"