User:Fat mario
Fat Mario is a hemophyliac football player that has a great fat guy lifestyle. He was cloned from one of Jesus's 74 torsos so that he could invade Canada and kill all those stupid retards. But after he killed them he relized that he wanted to be a Lawn Gnome.
Associations[edit | edit source]
Fat Mario has started many Societies, associations, and clubs. The Pakastani Warlord society The Pop Tart Uprising Pick It & Flick It The Society Society And a bunch of other crap i am too lazy to list.
How Mario got fat[edit | edit source]
Fat Mario also eats Koopa Fried Mushrooms a.k.a Toads. One day Fat Mario insulted The Honorable MrN9000 in court because Fat Mario thought MrN9000 stole his cupcakes. Fat Mario was sentenced to a life in prison for 3rd degree assault charges on a government official. When in prison Fat Mario went insane and everywhere he went he thought he saw his cupcakes but it was actually the prison warrant. Luigi visited one time and instead of getting a thank you, he got a pie all over himself due to a riot that Fat Mario started in the cafeteria for his cupcakes. Fat Mario enjoys eating cupcakes{yes I must put the word in again},chicken,cookies,etc. As a lawn gnome Fat Mario ate all the flamingos and flowers{along with the lawn itself} just for enjoyment. Fat Mario really wished he could have married a princess{Daisy, Peach{before she went to the Darkhood Kingdom},Rosalina,etc. He also wishes that he had kids, and he also wished he was nicer as regular Mario so he wouldn't have found that one cupcake.
Why Mario Got Fat[edit | edit source]
One day Mario got depressed that he got beat by Luigi in tennis ( this was the very first time Luigi beat him). So on October 31 2000 he went to 917,360,814,849,491,693,039,105,810,106,820,104,036,481,396 houses for Halloween ( he made all the koopas and toads carry him.) Evertime he went to a house the house owner said,"Aren't you too old to trick-or-treat?" And of course he just told his koopas and toads to carry him away. Due to his fatness Peach dumped him and told him to move out of the Mushroom Kingdom. But Mario couldn't move anywhere because all the koopas and toads that carried him died because of his weight. And all the others that were still alive just killed them selves. Thanks to Mario, Peach doesn't have any waiters or workers.