User:FatNoob

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Fat Noobs[edit | edit source]

A fat noob is an inexperienced loser with an oversized butt. These guys are able to slam you down by jumping and sitting(if they can).

How to defend yourself[edit | edit source]

Run away as fast as you can and pray to god. Fat noobs were created by Nexon and Wizet. These game companies have trapped these "fat noobs" in their whirlpool of FPS and MMORPG games.

How they can get you[edit | edit source]

They sit on you.

This is fatnoob. He has lost 300 pounds.