User:Ewok Mafia

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History[edit | edit source]

The horrible and enslaving Rebel Alliance brought war to the galaxy and corrupted life forever. During the last great battle, a small band of furry things was discovered. They held a dark evil secret, for years they had been receiving radio waves from a planet known as "Earth." The radio waves were of a show called The Sopranos. They later formed what would soon be known as "The Ewok Mafia." These demonic harbringers of hate and death are the very root of evil in the entire universe.

Membership[edit | edit source]

They accept applications Mon - Fri between the hours of 7:32am and 7:35am

Recent News[edit | edit source]

Don Fluffenelli after being the target of a succesful Wookie hit at his favorite resturat - Tribbles and Siths. Later it was discovered the hit had been in retalliation to a hit by Slick "Snipes" Wickett