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| Evil Monkeys | |||
| Origins | Moms Basement | ||
| Year(s) active | 1982-2001 | ||
| Genre(s) | Cock Rock/Hair Metal | ||
| Label(s) | Stockport MBC | ||
| Members | Deryck Nebula - Guitar (Lead)/Vocals Jyui "Fuzz" Kiriyama - Guitar (Lead) Malvolio Jones - Bass Kai Lysarde - Drums | ||
Members[edit | edit source]
| F.U.K.D (1982-1983) |
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| The Evil Monkeys (1983-1985) |
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| The Evil Monkeys (1985-1990) |
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| The Evil Monkeys (1990-1992) |
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| The Evil Monkeys (1992-1998) |
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| The Evil Monkeys (1998-2001) |
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| The Evil Monkeys (2001) |
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Discography[edit | edit source]
Albums[edit | edit source]
| Title | Highest UK Chart Position |
Year | Highest Australian Chart Position |
Highest U.S. Chart Position |
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| "Dun Wot I wrote" | - | 1982 | - | - |
| "Artistic Differences" | - | 1983 | - | - |
| "Ugly Girls Try Harder" | #1 | 1984 | #3 | #129 |
| "Jockstrap Pemberton's magical adventures in F.U.B.A.R, Part 1" | #6 | 1986 | #25 | #93 |
| "Messing with the Back Story" | #21 | 1988 | - | - |
| "Jockstrap Pemberton's magical adventures in F.U.B.A.R, Part 3" | #14 | 1990 | - | - |
| "Twat in the Hat" | - | 1991 | - | - |
| "Nesquick Bukkake" | - | 1993 | - | - |
| "Love Enema" | - | 1995 | - | - |
| "The Tau of Nebula" | #25 | 1997 | - | - |
| "Year Turd'000" | #68 | 1999 | - | - |
| "Fuck You Deryk" | #98 | 2001 | - | - |
Singles[edit | edit source]
| Song Title | Highest UK Chart Position |
Year | Highest U.S. Chart Position |
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| "No Love for mangina" | - | 1966 | - |
| "Club me like a baby seal" | - | 1969 | - |
| "Wanking at your window" | - | 1969 | - |
| "She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger" | - | 1970 | - |
| "Theiving scouse bastards" | - | 1970 | - |
| "Peekin’ Through the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg" | #16 | 1971 | - |
| "Moist Anomaly" | #1 | 1971 | - |
| "She Feels Like A New Man Tonight" | #4 | 1971 | - |
| "Cotty Candy Rainbow" | #1 | 1972 | #97 |
| "Duck of doom" | #1 | 1972 | #76 |
| "Schadenfreudian Slip" | #2 | 1972 | #68 |
| "Earning my wings" | #1 | 1973 | #98 |
| "Carpet Diver" | #1 | 1973 | - |
| "Waiting for the candyman" | #2 | 1973 | - |
| "Eve" | #1 | 1973 | - |
| "Charlie Brown" | #3 | 1974 | - |
| "Venturesome Fish" | #3 | 1974 | - |
| "Who put these hoes in my room?" | #2 | 1974 | - |
| "Snooty Subwoofers Under The Bed" | #15 | 1975 | - |
| "Fertile Desquamation" | #7 | 1975 | - |
| "Sleazy Mcgee" | #11 | 1975 | - |
| "Liberally Bleeding" | #11 | 1975 | - |
| "Hitchhiker lovin'" | - | 1976 | - |
| "Smother her with a pillow (and put her in the wardrobe)" | #48 | 1977 | - |
| "Nesquick Bukkake" | - | 1977 | - |
| "Rog Rog Smash" | #32 | 1977 | - |
| "It all comes down to poo" | - | 1978 (release 2007) | - |
| "Seaman Jones' Happy Water Games" | - | 1978 | - |
| "Snooty Time" | - | 1979 | - |
| "Can't get over you, so get under me" | - | 1979 | - |
| "Three Dimensional Culture" | - | 1979 | - |
| "Monochrome Smokescreen In The Shade" | #70 | 1980 | - |
| "Analytical Doom Babboon" | #10 | 1980 | - |
| "Rotten Rondo" | #60 | 1981 | - |
| "Spitroast Nancy" | - | 1981 | - |
| "Motivated Sheep" | #21 | 1981 | - |
| "You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" | #32 | 1981 | - |
| "Kentuckistan-Fried Captives" | #51 | 1982 | - |
| "Put it where it doesn't belong!" | #50 | 1982 | - |
| "Natural Stalkers" (3rd reissue) | #67 | 1982 | - |
| "Swashbuckling Midget Orgie" | #2 | 1983 | #37 |
| "If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?" | #20 | 1983 | - |
| "Bong hits for Breakfast" | #7 | 1984 | #20 |
| "All Join Hands" | #15 | 1984 | - |
| "Merry Xmas Everybody" (5th reissue) | #47 | 1984 | - |
| "7 Year Bitch" | #60 | 1985 | - |
| "Myzterious Mizter Jones" | #50 | 1985 | - |
| "Do You Believe In Miracles?" | #54 | 1985 | - |
| "Merry Xmas Everybody" (6th reissue) | #48 | 1986 | - |
| "Still The Same" | #73 | 1987 | - |
| "That's What Friends Are For" | #95 | 1987 | - |
| "You Boyz Make Big Noize" | - | 1987 | - |
| "We Won't Give In" | - | 1988 | - |
| "Let's Dance '88" | - | 1988 | - |
| "Radio Wall of Sound" | #21 | 1991 | - |
| "Universe" | - | 1991 | - |
| "Merry Xmas Everybody" (7th reissue) | #30 | 1998 | - |
| "Merry Xmas Everybody" (8th reissue) | #21 | 2006 | - |
Controversies[edit | edit source]
Album Titles[edit | edit source]
- Seaman Jones' Happy Water Games: Conceived as a theme song for an up and coming children's TV show of the same name, this song was originally penned to be titled "Spunk, Shit and Blood on my hands" due to a misinterpretation concerning the program's content and target audience. An early showcase performance of the song to a young test audience resulted in a number of class action lawsuits and death threats from angered parental action groups. The ensuing turmoil left the band in chaos, with the other members blaming Nebula's seeming lack of moral fiber on his soaring cocaine addiction and penchant for Taiwanese transvestite prostitutes (which was leaving him little time for coherent studio work). When questioned by Cranial Trauma magazine over the controversy Nebula commented: "They said seamen! Everybody knows seamen is spunk, it's their fault using them posh words!"