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Whittism

Whittism, pronounced whit-ism (with emphasis on the "h"), is a newly found religion which directs its followers, called Whittles, to strive to reach their inner white potential. A fundamental belief of Whittism is that once a person becomes a Whittle, if he is not already white, his skin will eventually change to a lighter tone until it reaches complete whiteness. This is a very important factor, for it is also believed that if and when the entire world reaches complete whiteness, there will be universal peace. Why? That's simple. There will no longer be any ethnic problems. People will have higher class. They will treat each other with unprecedented respect and love. That's just how white people treat each other.

Whittism is NOT a cult. Please do not let that thought run through your mind. It is simply a religious organization devoted to happiness and peace. Is that not a noble cause?

A common misconception is that Whittism is a racist religion. But that is a misunderstanding. Perhaps it would be better if we approached the idea of Whittism with different words, though less preferred. Everyone has a measure of darkness in their soul, some more than others. Actions, rather than skin color, are the indications of how much darkness is being festered inside of a person. It is possible for a black man to act in a lightened, or shall we say "enlightened" manner, and sadly, for white people to act in a darkened manner, such as Eminem.