User:EricIsOnFire/USP Toolkit/Random Feature and Random Article

Popular in the UnSignpost since sometime around the 180th issue was a golden template on the right side, with a Random Article of the Week and Random Feature of the Week. Here is how you put one of them in (that's what she said).

Using it in the USP

Wherever the USP issue is being constructed, you should copy the following code and paste it on the RIGHT SIDE (may switch sometime, but that'd be gay and has never done so) of the USP:

{{USP box|background=gold|border=purple|
'''Random Article of the Week'''</br>
:''[[Insert article name here]]''
'''Feature of the Week''' </br>
:''[[Insert article name here]]''
}}

RANDOM ARTICLE OF THE WEEK:: You should replace [[Insert article name here]] with the name of whatever random article you get. How do you get a random article? Well, click this and you have it: Special:Random. DO NOT PASTE PREVIOUS FEATURES HERE. THERE IS AN EXCEPTION ON FEATURES THAT COME AFTER THE ISSUE OF THE USP BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PSYCHIC!

FEATURE OF THE WEEK:: You should replace [[Insert article name here]] with the name of A FEATURE FROM THE WEEK THAT THE ISSUE OF THE USP IS RELEASED. SO THAT MEANS ANYTHING FROM SUNDAY-WEDNESDAY BECAUSE WE'RE DUMB AND RELEASE THE USP ON THURSDAYS. SO IF Shabidoo FEATURES BAGDYTDWIE ON MONDAY, YOU CAN INCLUDE THAT HERE.

And finally

You are done.