User:EricIsOnFire/Jonah Falcon

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'Jonah Adam Falcon, an failed porn actor, has the world's largest penis (besides my own). Jonah also uses his penis to satisfy both men and women. He is a bisexual hero. With a rager, Jonah Falcon's penis measures out at 13.5 inches long, which is nothing compared to my own. Interesting enough, his flaccid penis is 9.5 inches long. This is cute, I guess. Falcon's erect penis is half of my flaccid penis.

In an episode of Men Exposed: Becky Look at that Cock that aired in 1998, Falcon was given a naked interview in which he talked about his feelings. When I was on the show, I had a lot more attention.

Falcon may be able to cover a doorknob with his foreskin, but I can cover the whole door with mine.