User:Emmaxecstasy
Introduction[edit | edit source]
EmmaxEcstasy (also known as Emma, Em, Em-O, or simply Dr. M) is a semi-world reknowned MySpace, Bebo, Buzznet, GoneGothic, VampireFreaks, and EmoScene personality, who - upon being unable to circulate her "modelling pics" - spends her precious days and nights whoring herself on social networking sites.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
As a little child, Dr. M enjoyed being outside and playing with ants, reptiles, cockroaches and other nasty critters. She also enjoyed beating up her sister, cooking, and talking to invisible, non-existant panthers. She had an obsession with jets, cats, lizards, nuts, chocolate, butterflies and the jungle, and an intense hatred for Hello Kitty and Harry Potter, but those hates have since deceased. She wanted to be a fairy, a vet, or a crocodile wrangler when she grew up.
Teenage Life[edit | edit source]
In her freshman year of highschool, Emma was a loser, of the highest form. Teased, picked on and laughed at, Emma was nothing but an emo in denial. However, after moving to a new city and starting at a new, male-deprived highschool, she made a new best friend who introduced her to the wonderful world of the internet, a peachy place in which she made many new friends who taught her about music, styles and naughty words. Throughout the next year, Bebo sculped dear Emma into a new person, and it was at this time that she was accepted into the unofficial "MySpace scene", and got a personality and a life. A sad, boring, non-conforming existance of a life, but a life nevertheless. Thus, EmmaxEcstasy was born.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Many rumours have been thrown around about EmmaxEcstasy's lovers. In 2007, it was rumoured that she was dating the likes of Carson Kressly, John Howard's uncle, three of Ernie Dingo's cousins, and Ron Stoppable. In early 2008, it was strongly believed Emma had given up her relationship with Barnie The Dinosaur to have a hot, steamy affair with Dame Edna, although this earlier allegation is yet to be proven. Of late, it is certain that Miss Emma is in a serious relationship with a kilt-wearing, gothic, scottish asshole, with whom she has an un-healthy obsession.