User:Elemental Deity Warlord
HOW (NOT) TO HUNT[edit | edit source]
Have you ever wanted to learn how to hunt? Then this is the guide for you! In three simple steps, you will learn to hunt and hopefully not shoot yourself like my last class.
Step One[edit | edit source]
Learning the Basics[edit | edit source]
This is Timmy. He is your classmate. In this lesson, you will learn how to track your prey. See? Timmy is already doing a good job!
Timmy; Uh, Mr. Teacher Sir? Why does my picture say fail?
Teacher; My budget was low, so I stole it from google images for no reason besides that I f*cking could.
Anyway, you can see that Timmy has tricked his prey into coming to him by giving it his food. This "Bait" trick is a classic for attracting animals. Other baits include arsenic, high-grade explosives, and/or a ham-and-cyanide sandwich.
(The International Hunting Corporation is not responsible for any bullsh*t involving you eating that sandwich)
