User:Edwardmluk

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I am ed.[edit | edit source]

I can only wish to be more like Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime, aka Optimus Rhyme

From a very early age, I always wanted to be a good crime-fighting robot, alas I would never be able to due to my intense fear of both fighting, and Apple Pies. Thankfully, my own mother brought me up to be a well-mannered child who has floundered into an evil Deceptacon. Bent on destroying all types of bat and therefore being able to finally rule the inside of caves at night time, maybe one day I shall be able to do so.

My new team logo, go team!