User:Edititis

Edititis is a condition my doc prescribed for me. I have an obsession with gaining high edit counts on wikis. I cannot bear to have any other editor on a wiki near my edit count or my self-esteem plummets to minus 199. I have to be the best at everything I do. Strangely, not many people dare to point out to me that my copious single edits are irritating to patrollers and that my errors are multitude. I just push on blindly, gaily pleasured in the knowledge that I am contributing to the world's knowledge with my vast repertoire of skills gained at the kitchen sink. I have major difficulties telling the difference between copyrighted work and my own and I argue until the cows come home about my work being the true copy. I also refuse to have any of my perfect articles merged with anybody else's. To do so would mean that my name would have to be second on the list and that would probably result in my threatening to leave for good, only to be back within half an hour. I am known to argue with the majority of other users on a wiki because I am right and they clearly are not. If they try and push a POV my way, I immediately inform them that the only POV of any worth is mine. And I cross my fingers and hope that they will leave and that no admin will ever notice that I said such nice things. If you want to get to know me, just make sure it improves either my ego, my low self-esteem or my edit count and then we'll be great friends. Oh, and did I mention, I like the threaten to leave a lot when I don't get my own way...

OMG! PEOPLE WELCOME YOU HERE AFTER 5 MINS! IS THIS HEAVEN OR WHAT?!