User:Eclecticus
Eclecticus, still a Lefty, was a recent Past Leader of the "Dark Lefties" Underground Group[edit | edit source]
Eclecticus and the "Dark Lefties" consider the creation and founding of their underground group, dedicated uniquely to promote the lefties interests, one of their greatest and most memorable feats. [1]
The "Dark Lefties" Recruiting Message[edit | edit source]
"Stop thinking logically and join us..." [2]
The "Dark Lefties" Views On Ambidextrous People[edit | edit source]
"Ambidextrous, people"...are "an accident of nature..." [3]
Eclecticus Psychological Profile[edit | edit source]
INTP/INTJ [4] [5] or Enneagram type 5: you can find more about it if you keep reading using only your left eye. Please, throw the right eye away, and your loyalty to the Lefties will be proved once and for all and behind any kind of doubt.
You will be rewarded with a free ticket to the next brainwashing session at the super secret, "Dark Lefties" underground quarters. [6]
Why was Eclecticus replaced as leader of the "Dark Lefties" underground group?[edit | edit source]
He was not Lefty enough to be allowed to remain as the Lefties leader and had to be replaced by their present one. [7]
Uncyclopedia entry written completely with a left hand. It took quiet some time!!!
--Eclecticus 07:00, 13 August 2009