User:Duckguy

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This is what i look like

A Duck (Quackius Lovius) is a small domesticated waterfowl that chronically suffers from "Duck's Disease", also known as TLS (Tiny Leg Syndrome). Ducks have an average wingspan of 35, meters and have an average penis length of 16 inches (like me)

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