User:Dtom13
Hello, my name is Dtom13, and I am cool as Joe Camel. I am so cool, infact, that I will provide a version of this page in several different languages, so you can all comprehend my greatness.
Gangsta Version[edit | edit source]
Yo yo yo whatup my gees it is Dtom13 in the hizzouse. I wuz bustin' a cap in a mofo's ass when he sed, "I'ma gonna write a bunch of **** about you on Uncyclopedia, bizznatch!" Well I couldn't take that wit a side o' watamellon, so I decidez to make me an account up in here. Now I play how a playa plays and I'ma rollin and they hatin'.
Hick Version[edit | edit source]
How ya'll doin', I am Dtom13. Whell, ones time eye wuz at a Nascar convenshun wit my wayf and the youn'yins, wotchin' the cars. But all uv' a sudin I gots ta take a **** some'in awfuhl. So eyes took a trek to the outhows over yonder to empty maey fart bag. I was prayen to Jeebus I deedint miss any racin' akshin. But I heet my hed on a truck fender wen I's tripped on a rock. I hayd a viziand of a 'tater with a bit eaten off it. Stranges' thang I ever dun saw. Weyl layter after I's got home, I asked soma my naybur folk what it dun meant. Some seety-slicker dun sugjestid it was Uncyclopeediuh or somat. Well, I's cheked on that thayr Internut Spiderweb Thangy, and aftur Gooelin' it fiddy times, I finaly got here. Well by and by I maid an ackount, and heer I ayum.
British Version[edit | edit source]
Why hello, persons. I shall relate to you how I came about this website. I am Lord Diamond Tompson the Thirteenth of British nobility, knighted by her majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Once upon a time I was bimbling about on the web, and I stumbled about this dodgy website full of nill. Everyone on here is a git, and all they put on here is rubbish. Well I decided to join and see if I might possibly make it better.
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