User:Drseuss/Rickson Ridge Public School
“Yo, I never herd dis place but yo it must cool cuz their paying me to say dis”
“LOL THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LOCKERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”
“WORST F*CKING 40 YEARS OF MA LIFE”
Rickson Ridge Public School(pronounced:ugly) is a jail where the Prisoners from Azkaban come in to do HARD TIME because Rickson Ridge can handle the most stupid students of ALL TIME.
Rickson Ridge was founded by a great Chinese explorer in 1867. Bob Smith was looking for some Russian spies when he came across a refrigerator. The refrigerator door opened and a piece of ham came out. The piece of ham then threw a piano at Smith and he died. From this, Rickson Ridge was built.
Notable Students[edit | edit source]
Rickson Ridge has been awarded several times for TOP DAWG graduating students including:
Joe Blow is a professional bartender who went to Rickson Ridge during the Holocaust. Blow has been known for his insane bartending skills and tricks that no one else can master because he's fat
Bobbayillini Vincentiano Cappucinno is an Italian stunt driver who drives cars.
Megatron is a robot who throws fridges at policemen and runs away quickly.
Satan is a bully.
Carlos Garcia is a Mexican cab driver with a big mustache who graduated when he was 40 years old after he was released from the dungeons in the Rickson basement and the evil teachers
References[edit | edit source]
I asked God