User:Drmilesgreen/Kitten war

the kitty war was the most bloody war ever to take place with billion of small furry animals dying every single day. the kitty wars lasted 3000years and left 8 of the planets in our solar system life-less. some say that the war still goes on and that there is a master plan to plant mustard bombs on earths moon showering it with mustard, if this event took place all inteligent life would be destoryed. because of this threat the KCP (kitty cat patrol) was set up to protect the moon from Grue threat. in 1666 when the great fire of london took place history has told us that, that was the day the gure tested there mustard bombs on mars... no life has been seen there since... (this was a report from earth defence, KCP moon base by MILES GREENAWAY(god king to few)) --Drmilesgreen 21:50, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

most say the war ended when the grue woke up longcat, who hurled there whole army into a different space and time to be there problem... but some hid under rocks and pedobears...