User:Drhippo/Stupidity
Stupidity is an illness that has many types with different characteristics. The major types are (in alphabetical order) American, British, Russian, and North Korean.
Types[edit | edit source]
American[edit | edit source]
American stupidity is widespread in America, especially in the USA, after Donald Trump introduced it to America in 2016. Death rates are very high as Diet Coke is found to be more poisonous than cyanide.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
- Excessive reliance on walls and Diet Coke
- Obesity
- Racism
British[edit | edit source]
There was an epidemic of British stupidity in 2015, after Teresa May became Prime Minister. However, the epidemic was quickly contained and Teresa May was forced to resign after she admitted to starting the epidemic to boost her popularity.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
- Tea Addiction
- Aggressiveness
- Handbag Throwing(for ladies)
Russian[edit | edit source]
The cause of Russian stupidity is unknown, but research has shown that saying 'Our Glorious Dear President of the Most High, the Saviour of Russia, Vladimir Putin' every time the president's name is mentioned may contribute to the development of the illness. Death rate is 100%(from the loss of the will to live after experiencing light spelling problems) and there is no cure.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
- Madness
- Nerve Agent abuse
- lite spelin problms
North Korean[edit | edit source]
North Korean stupidity is a very rare illness only found in North Korea.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
- Obesity
- Tendency to execute 'comrades'
- Heart Attack