User:Drewflem1

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Drewflem1 is king of drewflem1 Land.


The painting of him

The ununited states of drewflem1 ==[edit | edit source]

--Drewflem1 16:30, 3 May 2008 (UTC)Drewflem1



History of my country[edit | edit source]

Drewflem1"s nation of communism is located on an small island in the middle of nowhere. The land was conquered oops i mean bought from the locals back in 1991. The locals who where rounded up and killed i mean "deported". In 1992 Drewflem2 came back and build the town of Flem. The town of Flem was an small farm community which system was collectivization. The slaves i mean citizens work for free. In 1995 the town of Flem became an industial city with it many gangs and crime lords. The police are run by the "pigs" The top gang in Flem city. In 1996 the pigs where destroyed by drewflenm1 army of communist soldiers. In 1997 there was an second city built on the east side of the island. This city was called The city of ew. The city of ew was an urban city fillled with nameless street signs and building that are just square blocks of steel. Ew was destoryed in 1998 during cold war. The united states dropped a an small nuke on it. See Cold war selection

The government of Dflem1[edit | edit source]

The government was started by Sir Flem the 2. The son of Stalin. Sir Flem the 1 was murder by Sir Flem the second. In 1991 Sir Flem travel to the middle of nowhere to flee Russia because he lost the war with the allied nation in world war 3. He still had control of his army which he used to control his nation drewflem1 land. The government he set up is an totalitarian state of communism,and Flemism. The build of the government is called the hole. The hole is a cave in the mountain of drewflem1. The cave have many tunnels that are unexplored. There are also many traps that drewlflem1 set up to protect his government. Gang lords who rise against him are throw into the pit of fire as an sacrifice to God Flem. The government is led by big Flem. Big Flem is the other brother of Drewflem1. The government is made up of gang lords who have no power but job is to smile and wave. There 32 gang lords in the hole. 32 of the gang lords have been sacrificed to god Flem.


Flemism[edit | edit source]

--Drewflem1 16:51, 3 May 2008 (UTC) The religion of all Flem's


In the beginning there was god Flem God Flem made everything and knows everything. God Flem is drewflem1 and everyone must worship him. Or be burned in the fire pit. The symbol of Flemism is the happy face because every one will happy. If not happy they are to be throw in the pit.

Hail to the flem god



Flem's flag of honor[edit | edit source]

Flem falg

The flag is the russian flag mixed with Flemism,communism and sugar and spice and everything that not nice.



Cold war 3[edit | edit source]

nuke cold war three

Flem speech[edit | edit source]

Flem gave a speech when he founded his country. 

link to speech coming soon.