User:Dr MS BABATUNDE
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| — Uncyclopedian — | |
 Beware, my patient, beware ... | |
| Country | Zaire |
|---|---|
| Current location | (You can't tell, having been just recently released from your burlap sack. That said, all indications point to a conspicuously lavish Victorian Mansion located deep in the heart of the Congolese Jungle). |
| Languages | Africanese (allegedly) |
| Ethnicity | Definitely not a white male. |
| IQ | 42 or 420, depending on the day of the year, really. |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | Resident Herbal Colostomist at the Pupuntu Institute |
| Edit count | 15 |
| Signature | User:Dr MS BABATUNDE/sig |
Good evening, my friends. I am VERY pleased to meet you here. Please, be seated. (SHOUTING) Beswali, bring da scissors and da spatula! (A dog whistle is heard). Thank you, dear sirs, for visiting my mansion. Please, please, be seated. I have been instructed by Pastor Ssempa to bring you here...