Zork

Dr. Gruesome!!!

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I am Dr. Gruesome, Ph.G (this has something to do with being a Gruologist). I also have created my own Video Game War, the War of Everything. You can join it.

Yeah, so... enjoy Zork -1!

Zork -1	Score: 0	Moves: 0
C:\> Run "Blue Screen of Death"_ Zork -1: The gibbon, the gunner, the sockpuppet of an unregistered user, the pizza, the thumb, and the Great Old One Copyright (c) 179 BC - 179 BC Gruesome Productions. All rights reserved. Revision 7777777 / Serial number 777777 > What the fuck!? This isn't the BSoD! You are using Unix. > No I'm not. Who cares? This is better than the BSoD anyway. > Fine. Whatever. Just log me in. You are now logged in as <insert name here>. > look You are in a gibbon's cage. Obvious exits are out, out, out, out, and out. You can see a computer here. use computer out