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I am Dr. Gruesome, Ph.G (this has something to do with being a Gruologist). I also have created my own Video Game War, the War of Everything. You can join it.
Yeah, so... enjoy Zork -1!
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C:\> Run "Blue Screen of Death"_ Zork -1: The camel, the governor, the love, the salmon meuniere, the ankle, and the Svirfneblin Copyright (c) 1084 AD - 1084 AD Gruesome Productions. All rights reserved. Revision 9333333 / Serial number 933333
You are using Unix.
Who cares? This is better than the BSoD anyway.
You are now logged in as <insert name here>.
You are in a camel's cage. Obvious exits are out, out, out, out, and out. You can see a computer here. |
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