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I am Dr. Gruesome, Ph.G (this has something to do with being a Gruologist). I also have created my own Video Game War, the War of Everything. You can join it.
Yeah, so... enjoy Zork -1!
| Zork -1 | Score: 0 | Moves: 0 |
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C:\> Run "Blue Screen of Death"_ Zork -1: The horse, the cabbie, the mycobacterium, the barbecued meat, the arm, and the flying leech Copyright (c) 2493 BC - 2493 BC Gruesome Productions. All rights reserved. Revision 5555555 / Serial number 555555
You are using Unix.
Who cares? This is better than the BSoD anyway.
You are now logged in as <insert name here>.
You are in a horse's cage. Obvious exits are out, out, out, out, and out. You can see a computer here. |
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