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I am Dr. Gruesome, Ph.G (this has something to do with being a Gruologist). I also have created my own Video Game War, the War of Everything. You can join it.

Yeah, so... enjoy Zork -1!


 Zork -1 Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Blue Screen of Death"_

Zork -1: The ant, the joker, the lumber, the strawberry, the heart, and the Saproling

Copyright (c) 750 BC - 750 BC Gruesome Productions. All rights reserved.

Revision 7777777 / Serial number 777777


> What the fuck!? This isn't the BSoD!

You are using Unix.


> No I'm not.

Who cares? This is better than the BSoD anyway.


> Fine. Whatever. Just log me in.

You are now logged in as <insert name here>.


> look

You are in a ant's cage. Obvious exits are out, out, out, out, and out. You can see a computer here.