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You have stumbled upon the top-secret lair of Dr-Evel, a resident master of evil - who is not really a master at all but rather a wanna-be master, but he won't admit that because he is evil.. to gaze upon this lair is to risk madness and loss of social-life, so please come right in - don't disturb the prisoners and please refrain from making "farty-pant" jokes as it *will* get you an angry look.. You have been warned..

big guns make us supervillains feel secure.

Dr-Evel is an avid supporter of evil and wanna-be-evil things through out the world, despite his appalling Americanisms he is in fact British - and even worse, Scottish.. Nevertheless he is evil and therefor better than you. He hates doing good-deeds and the very sight of a good-deed causes him intense pain, so please refrain from doing good deeds around him (or do so, it's really your choice as he can't do much - just don't tell him that).

Other Evil creatures, entities, politicians and villains are most welcome to communicate with him - but expecting a structured and/or sensiible comeback is asking a lot..







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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - so go take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.