User:Dogshead/Bedworth

The town of Bedworth (pronounced Bed-Earth or Shithole), also known as Inbredworth is a collection of mud huts, located three miles from Nuneaton and ruled over by it, due to having no residents of sound mind able to govern themselves. The sole purpose of Bedworth, is to make Nuneaton look good, which despite being a notoriously difficult task, Bedworth is highly successful at. Locals of Bedworth are known as Bedites, or spackers. The only famous person from Bedworth is Pete Doherty, who clearly developed his restrained mannerisms from growing up there. The major religion in Bedworth is Scientology, as the area is a haven for the gullible.

Bedworth was constructed using the remains of the building materials left over in the construction of Nuneaton, which is why they both share the same haphazardly crap architecture, and bricks the colour of shit. It is worth noting that everything written here about Nuneaton, is ten times worse in Bedworth. In line with the inaccurate nomenclature of suburbs in Nuneatonshire, there exists a suburb in Bedworth known as Mount Pleasant, however it is anything but.

It is widely agreed that the government made a serious error of judgement, by failing to demolish Bedworth, when building the M6 motorway.