User:DestructiveCriticism/The Velvet Sundown

A typical Velvet Sundown Album Cover. Seems good at first until you had enough of it.

The Velvet Sundown is an American hippie band that has formed during the good old days of 2025. Consisting of members Gabe Fartow, Lennie West, Milo Raining, and "Rio" Del Mario. Currently they have 45 million monthly listeners on Spotify and they are most famous for their song "Dust on the Wind" and "Farting on Echoes". They are the only band known to be able to shapeshift from CGI to super realistic CGI.

But Let's Dig Deeper

As it turns out, this band doesn't appear to exist, so how is it somehow in our minds, Is this some sort of Mandela Effect or are we on hard heavy drugs? As it turns out, it does have a Spotify page so it must be real right?

WRONG!

As it turns out, unlike Credence Clearwater Revival, Rolling Stoners and The Super Ultra Legendary Stardust Cowboy. Nobody has remembered listening to The Velvet Sundown during the Vietnam War despite it being on Vietnam War playlists on Spotify. Ask any old fart who hasn't died and they will tell you they never knew about this band whatsoever, and if they had, they would confuse it for Kansas or The Velvet Underground if their cognition ain't working correctly. And to explain how The Velvet Sundown as 70 billion fans, we must first understand that if you were to search "The Velvet Underground" on Spotify, Chances are they would put the suggestions of The Velvet Sundown right next to it. Or if you wanted to relive the good old days of the Vietnam War and sing to the beat imagining you're on a boat floating in rivers of mangled corpses and skies of scorching explosions. Somehow, their songs would end up in their playlists. You may think, this is some obscure 60's band we never heard of, but then you wonder how this band with no airplay managed to be so successful and put in curated playlists next to the likes of Jimi Hendrix, The Doors and The Shaggs. But then you see the pictures and think the fact they have superpowers to shapeshift more than a Vladimir Putin stunt double must be too good to be true. We'll you've come to the conclusion that this band is not fucking real.

This band does NOT exist

It turns out Spotify has created this imaginary band for the sake of funding war crimes in the middle east, or to just shill out as much money as possible either to pay off these Taylor Swift royalties or to just make their own shitty music for the hell of it.