User:Demonic Duck

Eee, hello, I also have an account under the same name on the Encyclopedia of Misinformation but, appalled at the utter lies I found there, I decided to join our frendly li'l community of Orangutans. Uh, I mean Uncyclopedians.

YAY!

I guess I'm something like the equivalent of a Wikignome here (what'd that be? An UnGnome or something?) in that I'm too damn lazy to write whole articles, but I'll occasionally add little nuggets of what is hopefully considered by others to be HUMOUR, that holiest of Holy Grails. Not to be confused with HUMOR, of course.

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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

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This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.

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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user is a mutant.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

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subliminal!

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.