User:DeletedUser0001/sandpit

Ello. These are my current ideas, currently. I may use them. Or not. Anyone is welcome to use them. After looking over them, I notice that I seem to be in the mood for dark humor. Oh well. Baron Samedi would be proud. More ideas coming soon. Maybe. Maybe not. For now, try not to stare directly into the REDLINKS! Mrthejazz 21:24, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Don't stuff beans up your nose

Filial Piety (Now With Raccoons)

All Encompassing Generic Corporate Handbook

Republican Marriage

Disenfranchised Grief

Courtier's reply

Skeletonism A parody of Darwinism insisting that skeletons walk the earth because of the fossil record.

Eye contact flu

User:MrtheJazz/The Birth of a Tubgirl

Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5

Cat Burgler

Pole tax

Charlie the Unicorn

Custer's Revenge

Dearest Margaret, I do believe I've come down with the consumption.

Edgar Allan Poe's Dating Tips -- NOT a ripoff of Ernest Hemingway's cookery Corner. Nuh-uh!

Mom, look at me!

Nut Cancer -- I Just like the title.

A Giant list of unrelated movie quotations that somehow combine to form a coherent article.

Hate Hate Hat

A systematic comparison of every condom in known existence

Birth of a Goatse

Deadlands

These next few could be a series: