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 Vichy France Score: 31 Moves: 31


You're in a temple in the middle of 1940 France. Don't ask me how we know this; we already forgot. But anyway, more importantly, you're tied up. The walls are, inexplicably, covered in amrams that are ready to fire, and a Grue skeleton hangs from the ceiling. Looks like it's not gonna be eating anyone anytime soon! Har.

Anyway, there's also a Furby on the floor. Obvious exits are... oh dang, nowhere! Quick, do something!