User:Death-Note

do you has a flavor?

I's flulent in Engrish.

This is how I can to be.

One day, a meteor crashed down on earth, sending out radio waves, I was born from a mushroom affected by those radio waves. That is why I win at life. I am a mushroom spawn. You have something againist mushrooms? Tell it to my MOTHER.

My mom.

A teeny bit about me.

I tend to roll around, and eat my own hands. Since they are mushrooms, they grow back if I keep them in cow waste for a few days. I hope to make a spoof off of Edward Scissorhands one day and call it. -insert interesting name here- Mushroomhands.