User:Davidcameroj

Cameron, with Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg

Greetings fellow plebs, this is dave here. no, i'm not a posh twat. except i am. but anyway, do have a frightfully spiffingly marvellous day on this website that has given us such sterling service over the past few years.

dave: oh mate, mate, do tell me the you're from the north

working class individual: er, yes...

dave: oh i do say old chap, were you hit at all by the credit crunch???

working class individual: yes, quite badly.

dave: oh gosh, my fellow pleb, how marvellous!! we're all in this together!!

working class individual: well, if you say so.

dave: oh ha ha ha old chap its been spiffingly wonderful talking to you!