User:Dava4444/Secularism

Secularism is a religion in which a bunch of atheists get together to figure out why other people are stupider than them and also 'how can we kill God?', God however, after hearing this, laughed out loud at their foolishness. They also have meetings about how much they 'really hate this 'God' fellow' chaired by Richard Dawkins, however it is rumoured, by believers, 'that they are just jealous as we are getting into Heaven and they are not'.

Secularists believe that they should make the rule that there are no rules, so ipso facto, they cannot make that rule. God finds this all quite funny, like when a cute animal can't get at a treat on the big kitchen table.