User:Darthbubbaaa

Hambergurts is a land of mystery founded by russian cave man, sverkhchelovek. This man was assaulted at sea and drifted to Hambergurts where he had shit thrown at him by baboons, but he had an m16 and genocided the baboons and burned their homes to the ground. He took their shit collection and threw it at his oppressors. he protected the natives with his magical bop-it. He forgot to capitalize the W so he was thrown off a bridge and died. His son was killed by the media and exploded in little tiny pieces. The racist inhabitants killed all of the white people and black people and latino people and middle eastern people and southeastern asian people and europeans and and antarctic-ans. Hamburgurts was left undisturbed until 18,000 BC when the white man came and killed the natives and made chris columbu their lord and savior. so 90 years later and they are finally murdered by the bat people and are thrown out of their caves in which they were hiding 93782471971984758923475802436542769283758768754890 chicken wings and roasted corn cobs/children.