User:DarkArcher25/ZomboCom

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The title given to this article is displayed correctly. Only marketers think it's cool to put capital letters in the middle of words. If you're a marketer you can pretend it says Zombo Com.

Zombo.com is a website. It is referenced in an xkcd joke. Nobody knows where it came from, or what it's doing on the internet, but anything is possible there. Upon entering the site, a man's voice allegedly says:

Welcome To Zombocom

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This is Zombocom

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Welcome

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This is Zombo Com

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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You can do anything at Zombo Com

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Anything at all

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The only limit is yourself

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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This is Zombo Com

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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This is Zombo Com

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Welcome

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Yes

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This is Zombo Com

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This is Zombo Com and welcome to you who have come to Zombo com

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Anything is possible at Zombo com

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You can do anything at Zombo com

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The infinite is possible at Zombo com

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The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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This is Zombo Com

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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Welcome

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This is Zombo Com

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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Welcome To Zombo Com

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This article is a complete, irredeemable alcohol. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, zooms at the arm, and is an unfunny looney.
If you attempt to behead this,  you will most senselessly lather yourself.
Or the submitter will frack your chorus!!!!!!

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This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are an ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognize this without explanation. If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. If you hadn't been so ignorant, then you wouldn't have needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place.