User:Danvan

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This is me... Well, not really, but I sure wish I was that sexy

“Bloody hell, i wish this guy would stop quoting me, he knows its not funny any more”

~ Oscar Wilde on Danvan

Danvan is quite obviously ratarded. You can tell this because all of his articles are quite obviously retarded...i mean....disposible pets! Come on.

Articles by Danvan[edit | edit source]

Disposable Pets

Top Secret Nazi Moon Bases

Anti-American

Thesaurus

Unnews[edit | edit source]

UnNews:North America stolen, justified as finders keepers, losers weepers

Uploads from Danvan[edit | edit source]

The logo for Cude-Cuddles-Carpet
When flag burning went out of fashion, the Christians suggested Burning Bush

Awards and whatnot[edit | edit source]

Is it quiet in here or is it just me?