User:Danvan

The author of this article does not give a flying fuck if you edit it – heck, your stuff is probably funnier than theirs.

This is me... Well, not really, but I sure wish I was that sexy

“Bloody hell, i wish this guy would stop quoting me, he knows its not funny any more”
~ Oscar Wilde on Danvan

Danvan is quite obviously ratarded. You can tell this because all of his articles are quite obviously retarded...i mean....disposible pets! Come on.

Articles by Danvan[edit | edit source]

The logo for Cude-Cuddles-Carpet

When flag burning went out of fashion, the Christians suggested Burning Bush

Is it quiet in here or is it just me?