User:Damn Good Meat

Hello, folks! I be Damn Good Meat, a type of electronic dance music only audible by packaged meat. I want to save the meat from those damn grocery stores, where they get wrapped in foam and plastic wrap, have to wait in damn cold temperature, and then get bought and eaten by damn obese people. For every one lulz you donate to the DGM Radio Station, five meats are rescued from their evil captors.

So? The fuck you waitin' for? Donate some lulz by saying, on mah userpage, "I donated (number) amount of lulz," or some shit like that.

This user cannot follow any orders!!