Burka is a cloth on some woman. It is common in in Muslim countries. It covers almost all parts of body, not eyes. It is put on during the day.

Uses[edit | edit source]

In burka all women look alike and it is hard to know what is under it.

Swapping for sex[edit | edit source]

Main use of burka is for a woman to get laid. Woman in burka can exchange their husbands and husbands can exchange their woman. It is a common secret.

Burka works well in dark. No man can talk bad about woman not wearing the make up. So burka was made because it was very annoying to rape woman with bad make up.

Hiding thing under burka[edit | edit source]

One can hide some bomb-astic things under burka. Well, tits. They fly all over the chest, it looks like big wiggly boobs and helps woman get more men.

Swapping children[edit | edit source]

(??? Children like their mother. All mothers with burka look the same. Muslim children often grab nearest mom and have mum for one day.)

(??? Possible abuse by pedophiles like this austrian (?) guy. So maybe nobody does children-swapping.)

(??? All mothers are possible mothers of a child. In Muslim world all children have right to find mother they like. Citizen does not know the real mother of child.)

Reception[edit | edit source]

Purpose of a fashion industry is for any girls to get laid. With burka any girl gets laid, thus removing need for fashion industry. Fashion industry hates burka and use clever propaganda to remove it from all countries.