User:DaJoW
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The Short Story[edit | edit source]
This is one of those losers who doesn't have anything better to do with his time than sit on the Internet, making up stuff and pissing people off. A sad, sad person, in other words.
The Long (And Boring) Story[edit | edit source]
Born in the Not Too Distant History, child of two Polar Bears and an Elk (just like most other swedes) and as gay as the norm in Sweden allows without going too far. He is currently residing in one of those cold places up north. His meatballs are huge.
As an atheist and a devote follower of Ikea, cheap stuff is frequent in large numbers in that chilly place called "Home".
The scar in the forhead is not, as some claim, due to a stupid accident and a stone floor. It is indeed a sign of absolute coolness, beyond even that of all those people who say all those things on all those pages. Such as Chuck, Oscar and a bunch of other ones.
If you seriously wanted to know anything, you've come to the wrong page. See the Uncyclopedia article.