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TRIX A MENACE TO SOCIETY IN THE YEAR 2007 A YOUNG WOMAN BY THE NAME OF TRIX HAD SOME ISSUES DURING HIS ARCHITECTURE CLASS. THE THINGS TRIX DID THAT DAY JANUARY 8, 2007 WERE HORRIBLE AND CANNOT BE FORGOTTEN BY HIS FELLOW CLASSMATES. TRIX OFTEN TIMES CONFUSED WITH THE "TRIX RABBIT" BRUTALLY BEAT THE TEACHER ONE DAY AFTER THE TEACHER OFFENDED HIS HOMOSEXUAL ORIENTATION. A SIDEKICK OF TRIX WAS BETTER KNOWN AS GOLDIE LOCKS HELPED TO HOLD BACK A BRAVE HERO BY THE NAME OF T-BAX. T-BAX WAS WIDELY KNOWN FOR HIS CAPTURE OF BIGFOOT AND THE KILLING OF SANTA CLAUSE AND A REPORTED AFFAIR WITH MRS.CLAUSE. BUT SOON A MAN WITH A LIMP BETER KNOW A SNOT FITZPATRICK HOBBLED TO THE SEEN WHERE HE WAS BRUTALLY SHOT AND KILED BY ANOTHER HERO NAMED FIREFIGHTER. AFTER THIS JACOB PROCEEDED TO KNOCKOUT BOTH TRIX AND GOLDIE LOCKS AND DRAG BOTH OF THEM INTO A FIRE AND BURNED THEM, JACOB THEN CHOPPED UP THE BODIES AND SENT THEM TO THEIR FAMILIES. T-BAX AND JACOB HAVE BEEN NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. AS OUR GOOD FRIEND MR.HUPTFLEISH WOULD SAY "WHAT THE HELLS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU WALK LIKE YOU HAVEW A LOAD OF SHIT IN YOUR PANTS". T-BAX WAS A GREAT HERO AND BEFORE JACOB THREW BOTH TRIX AND GOLDIE LOCKS INTO THE FIRE HE SAID"YOU AR BOTH HUGE NOOBS" AND PROCEDDED TO KICK EACH OF THEM IN BALLS. BUT THE STORY DOESNT END THERE. NO, NO IT COULDNT THERE HAVE BEEN RANDOM SIGHTINGS OF SCOTT WHO WAS KILLED THAT DAY RANDOMLY NUT TAPPING KIDS IN THE MAINE ENDWELL HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAYS.