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Crider Spab[edit | edit source]
Crider spabs are thought to be a hybrids of spiders and crabs. This species can often be found in office enviroments. They attach theirselves to office furniture using sellotapes extruded from their stomachs. They lure victims with their manufactured and inflatable appearance. However, they can bore their victims to DEATH within minutes, due to their serious nature.
Police are currently undertaking research into using the crider spabs as undercover anti-bottom photocopying devices.
Not to be confused with Spider Pig