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One day there was a man named Tom Selleck. Tom had a problem. There was this little asshole following him hoam evereh night. Tom decide he wanted to do something about this little problem. So Tom donned his giant pennis face mask and confronted this man. He said "Yu man! Stope followen meh!" And the man said "Noes Tomm! I liek yoar shoaw and yoar teh veh stories frum Magnus Pie!" So Tom said "Orly? I dudn't thunk that no won liek mah shoaws no moar! Huzzawh!" And they walked into the sunset until Cuba Gooding Jr. brutally killed them and performed necrophiliac rape on their bodies.
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