User:Crazygiroro

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If you can read this, then you obviously had the common sense to highlight the page instead of just ignoring this article.

Or maybe it was by accident. Either way, congrats.

Now listen closely as I spin a yarn in the form of Haiku.

Crazy Giroro.
He is, in fact, very cool.
Seven syllabules

Anyway, I guess I should explain my origin...










































































































































































Long ago, in the times of yore, there lived a lad named Running Boar. But he's not relevant to our tale; there exists a school called Yale.

NOTE: That was a lame, half-assed poem. I apologise.


Now I'll REALLY tell my origins, in the form of a ballad. Specifically, Ga-ichi-Go.










































































































































































Ga number one from the land of the giants, lost in the material world, he became a super weapon! "I can't stop shooting!" he said for his country, but that same country made him an outlaw! When a friend from his homeland came back to retrieve him, "How are you, Shorty?" "Thank God for you, Shorty!" Byun byun byun, And a zan-bura-bun!










































































































































































That just about sums it up. A-yup.