User:Crayne
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Crayne is not a spoon. He is - at least by modern medicine's paltry standards - alive, but not a spoon. But then, most spoons aren't alive anyway, so if he were, in fact, a spoon, that would pose some serious questions regarding life forces inhabiting inanimate objects, especially cutlery.
He is also not a butter-knife, a fork, a skewer or a eggwhisk. Or a small green glass bottle filled with precious oils and essence of rosemary.
No.
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