User:Crapcrapcrap
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
Hi! I'm a scat munching, 14 year old faggot who wastes away his days masturbating to the Teletubbies, Disney cartoons and movies, and other things aimed at children who are younger than me! Check me out as I vandalize and avoid bans on both Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia! YEAH NIGGUH HA HA HA YOUR MOM IM SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fucking pops a huge boner and masturbates to the Disney masterpiece, Home on the Range, and cums all over a Tinky Winky doll*