User:CrackerTower/My Cat
Tanz[edit | edit source]
My cat Tanz. Here is everything you need to know about my cat Tanz, Shes cute, Shes funny, Shes fluffy, She fought for the axis powers in world war 2 and was one of Benito Mussolini most trusted soldiers even playing chess with him and attending a meeting between him Adolf Hitler and Hirohito, Shes soft, She has no teeth, Shes wanted in over 11 countries of the world, People must love her alot!
Achievements[edit | edit source]
She was a decorated war hero in italy and even stole the Mona Lisa back from france at one point in time before fighting for her life and puking on the carpet as she was under siege by the french forces, she fought smart by pretending to be a normal cat before delivering a fatal blow to the back of one of the US Special Forces neck crippling them for life. Her wits and quick thinking allowed her to climb the ranks of the special forces quickly earning herself a position as one of Benito Mussolini's personal guards. She achieved countless feats including but not limited to. War crimes, and I mean a lot of them.
Info[edit | edit source]
She is on the FBI's Most wanted list and the Naruto Bingo Book, She has more confirmed kills than the Zodiac Killer, her current count is 1,283,224 people with her bare hands. She is classified as a world wide threat and her identity is being kept private by the government in order to prevent a widespread panic
